nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

(via alauralaur)


chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

image

(Source: brimstonechild, via iswearimnotnaked)


meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)


christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

(via joshpeck)


ex-clu-siives:

Reading old texts will mess you up

In every way possible

Baieoanpqpqpwbxbmx

It’s great

(via a-delightful-turk)



silvioagueci:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

perfection…

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via a-delightful-turk)


encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

(via a-delightful-turk)


(Source: 22tops, via beyoncevevo)


aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via iswearimnotnaked)


  • *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
  • everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
  • *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
  • everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

(via joshpeck)


naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

(via penis-hilton)


gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

(via forgave)


dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

(via katawsome)



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